Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

captainunclassified:

Sexual tension 101

TEDDY WHAT ARE U UP TO

captainunclassified:

Sexual tension 101

TEDDY WHAT ARE U UP TO


woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

(via lohanthony)


stopsliam:

i love concerts so much that i have pre concert depression thinking about the post concert depression i’m going to have 

(via hellyeahstuartcamp)


punchers:


ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

(via guy)



(via beyoncevevo)


deanprincesster:

women: being a woman is hard

men: I thikn youre forgetting something: it is also hard to be a man. just letting you know that you forgot to mention that when you were talking about being a woman

(via alt-j)


(via ugly)


goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

(via lohanthony)