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officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

(via lohanthony)


(via lohanthony)


jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

(via guy)


mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

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ryanvallejo:

you gotta be jay z about life

(via ugly)


onikuhhh turned 1 today!

onikuhhh turned 1 today!



liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

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step 1: stop being beautiful