Whatever floats your boat

the roof is not my son
but i will raise it

conventionalvampire:

WHAT’S HAPPENING

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cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

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magicaldeductions:

goddammit bill

385,426 plays

thats-what-im-tolkien-about:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

Please make sure this is played at my funeral 

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

i hope this video is the only thing left of our society

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gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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your url really suits you actualucifer

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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